WHAT THE COURT CAN’T DO

Friday, 01 May 2026

The institutions made their calls this week. Courts. Central banks. Juries. The decisions landed in rooms most Nigerians will never enter. But the costs are arriving right on time.

  1. The Supreme Court gave PDP and ADC their leaders back. The 2027 question just got harder.
  2. The Bank of England held rates. If you're sending money home from the UK, you're paying twice.
  3. Goodluck Jonathan told a London court he approved Diezani's private jets. The jury is deciding what that means.
  4. Cooking jollof rice now costs more than 40 percent of Nigeria's monthly minimum wage.
  5. Three signals from this week worth carrying into the weekend.
  6. Davido played Coachella twice. Wizkid and Tems weren't even on the lineup.

Let's dig deeper.

1. THE COURT DECIDED. NOW WHAT?

Nigeria's Supreme Court settled the leadership question in two opposition parties yesterday. A court ruling can only tell you who holds the structure. It can't tell you whether the structure still means anything.

Yesterday the Supreme Court delivered its judgments in the ADC and PDP leadership crises. Four appeals. Two parties. One day.

In the PDP case, a five-member panel split 3-2. The majority ruled that the November 2025 Ibadan convention was invalid. The convention was held in defiance of a subsisting court order, and the apex court held that you don't get to build on defiance. The Wike faction wins. FCT Minister Nyesom Wike went to the cameras immediately. "The PDP is one," he said.

The Turaki faction disagrees. Their statement said the ruling leaves the party "without a defined leadership structure." Both things can't be simultaneously true in law. In politics, they often are.

In the ADC case, the Supreme Court upheld David Mark's leadership and nullified the Court of Appeal order that had triggered INEC's de-recognition of his faction. Former Sokoto Governor Aminu Tambuwal called it "a strong affirmation of the rule of law."

Here's what the rulings actually do. They settle the legal question of who holds the party structures. That's not nothing. Without a recognised leadership, ADC couldn't participate in 2027 at all. But the rulings don't settle the political question. And the political question is the harder one.

Nigeria's opposition is entering the 2027 election cycle having spent the better part of a year fighting itself in court. The PDP has now had its Ibadan convention nullified by two separate courts. It's back where it started. It's older, more exhausted, and operating in a country where the ruling APC has spent those same twelve months consolidating at the state level. The APC didn't need a court to tell it who leads PDP. It just needed PDP to be busy.

Here's what makes this pattern familiar. In 2014, PDP spent months managing internal fractures before the election that ended Goodluck Jonathan's presidency. The party's internal wars are not new. What's new is that the war now runs through the courts rather than the backrooms. It's public, expensive, and documented. The party's opponents get to watch every move in real time.

The person this touches most isn't Wike or Turaki or David Mark. It's the opposition voter in a swing state who's been waiting to see if there's a viable alternative to vote for in 2027. Yesterday's rulings told them who leads PDP and ADC. They didn't tell them whether either party can run a campaign.

Watch the next sixty days. That's when the practical test begins. Can the Wike-aligned NWC run state congresses without fresh legal challenges? Can the ADC under Mark recruit candidates and raise funds with enough momentum to matter? The rulings gave both parties their structures back. What they do with them is the answer the courts can't provide.

2. THE PRICE OF A HOLD

The Bank of England kept rates at 3.75% yesterday. That decision wasn't made for you. But you're paying for it.

The Bank of England voted 8-1 on Wednesday to hold its benchmark rate at 3.75%. The one dissenting voice was Chief Economist Huw Pill. He wanted a rise to 4%.

This is the third consecutive hold. Before the Iran war disrupted global energy markets, the Bank had been widely expected to cut rates twice in 2026. Those cuts are off the table now. UK inflation hit 3.3% in March. The Bank's own modelling says it could peak at 6.2% in early 2027 under its worst-case scenario. Several MPC members signalled they're prepared to vote for hikes at future meetings.

For the Nigerian in the UK, this decision lands in two places at once.

The first is the monthly outgoing. If you're renting, your landlord's mortgage costs haven't dropped. That means your rent hasn't dropped either. The rate hold extends that pressure. If you have a variable-rate mortgage yourself, you already know what 3.75% means in practice. The two rate cuts that were supposed to ease things this year aren't happening.

The second place it lands is across the Atlantic. Nigeria's inflation rose to 15.38% in March. That's the first increase in twelve months. Food costs are up. Transport costs are up more sharply. The people you're sending money home to are living their own squeeze. So you're transferring from a position of higher costs in London, to people absorbing higher costs in Lagos or Abuja or wherever home is.

The Bank's reasoning is straightforward. Oil prices above $100 a barrel are feeding through to UK petrol, energy bills, and food logistics. Monetary policy can't fix a war. What it can do is try to stop the inflation from becoming permanent, which means not cutting rates until the picture is clearer.

The Bank put its position clearly in its statement. Monetary policy can't influence energy prices but will be set to ensure that any inflationary adjustment happens in a way consistent with the 2% target over time.

That's the Bank's job. Your job, in the meantime, is to manage the gap between what you earn and what everything costs. Nobody decided that gap on your behalf. It just arrived.

3. THE PRESIDENT'S STATEMENT

Goodluck Jonathan told a London court he personally approved Diezani's private jet use and that third-party payments for ministers on overseas duties were standard practice. The jury is now deciding. Was she innocent? Or does the evidence make the whole system guilty?

On Tuesday at Southwark Crown Court, a written statement from former President Goodluck Jonathan was read into the record. Jonathan told the court that it was not unusual for third parties to make payments on behalf of ministers on overseas duties. He confirmed he had personally approved Diezani Alison-Madueke's use of private jets on some foreign trips. "Any properly incurred incidental or in-kind assistance from third parties would be recorded and reimbursed where applicable," his statement said.

The same day, written statements from two oil tycoons named in the prosecution's case were also read to the court. Igho Sanomi and Kevin Okyere both denied paying bribes. Neither man appeared in person.

Diezani had finished nearly 11 days on the witness stand earlier that Tuesday. She's been consistent throughout. She was a rubber stamp, she told the court. She had limited control over contract approvals. Whatever was done for her in London was either official, reimbursed, or both.

The trial began on 26 January. It was originally scheduled to conclude by 24 April. It's still running. The jury is now deliberating. A verdict is expected in the coming days.

Jonathan's statement gives the defence its most credible witness and its most important argument. Not Diezani's word. Her boss's. If the president says third-party payments were normal, documented, and reimbursable, then the prosecution faces a harder task. It has to show that what happened in Diezani's case was categorically different in kind, not just in scale. The private jets weren't unusual, Jonathan is saying. He approved some of them himself.

The prosecution's answer will be the intercepted phone calls. On those recordings, Diezani advised Kola Aluko on how to manage the optics of his spending. She knew about the yacht. She was actively steering the risk management of the very lifestyle the prosecution says she received as bribes. An innocent person who simply accepted officially sanctioned help doesn't coach the person providing it on how to avoid scrutiny.

Both things sit in front of the jury right now. The president saying it was normal. The recordings showing she knew it needed to look like it wasn't.

What makes Jonathan's statement more than a legal manoeuvre is what it reveals about the administration they both served. Third-party payments were normal enough for the president to sign off on. Ministers routinely received assistance from contractors. If the system ran this way, then Diezani's case isn't an exception to how Jonathan-era Nigeria worked. It's an illustration of it.

The jury is deciding whether she's guilty. Nobody is deciding that question about the system.

One night at The Savoy or The Dorchester costs around £2,500. Nigeria's national minimum wage is ₦70,000 a month. Diezani reportedly spent multiple evenings at hotels like those. The president called it normal.

4. THE JOLLOF TRUTH

Nigeria's inflation rose for the first time in a year in March. The number that tells you what it actually means is ₦30,435.

After eleven consecutive months of declining annual inflation, March broke the streak. Nigeria's headline inflation rose to 15.38% in March 2026, up from 15.06% in February. Prices climbed 4.18% within the month. That's the steepest single-month increase since January 2025.

The drivers are familiar. Food inflation rose to 14.31% year-on-year. Transport inflation hit 16.9%. The Middle East crisis has pushed fuel costs higher, and fuel costs flow through to everything. Every truck that moves tomatoes from Sokoto to Lagos. Every generator that keeps food cold in a market stall. Every bike that delivers morning supplies.

The number that cuts through the statistics is ₦30,435. That's what it costs to cook a pot of jollof rice in March 2026. Up 19.4% from ₦25,486 in October. In Abuja's Wuse II, the same pot runs ₦36,750. Lagos saw a 23.1% spike in a single month.

Nigeria's national minimum wage is ₦70,000 a month. Cooking one pot of jollof rice costs 43% of that.

This is the thing the inflation statistics struggle to say. The headline number, 15.38%, is actually significantly lower than the 27.35% recorded in March 2025. By the measurement, things are better. But better is doing heavy lifting here. A person spending 40% of their monthly income on a single meal's ingredients doesn't feel the percentage improvement. They feel the price.

SBM Intelligence noted that Nigeria's food inflation isn't primarily a supply problem right now. It's a logistics problem embedded in a fuel problem embedded in a global energy shock. Poor road infrastructure, insecurity in farming regions, and diesel-dependent storage systems mean that every global oil price movement eventually shows up at the market stall. The chain between a decision made in Riyadh or Tehran and the yam price in Nyanya is shorter than most people realise.

The World Bank has warned that if oil prices stay elevated, they could add a further 3.1 percentage points to Nigeria's headline inflation. That would take the annual rate back toward 18%. The eleven months of disinflation that Nigerians experienced never quite translated to relief at the market. It could be undone faster than it took to build.

The woman who cooks for her family in Nyanya doesn't have a scenario analysis. She has a market stall and a budget that doesn't reach. When the fuel price moves, the tomato price moves, and the jollof price moves with it. She was already there. The report just confirmed what she already knew.

5. THE WEEKEND BRIEF

Three signals from this week worth carrying into the weekend.

The courts gave the opposition its leaders back. PDP and ADC both have recognised leadership structures again after yesterday's Supreme Court rulings. What they don't have is a strategy, a unified base, or a compelling reason for the voter who walked away during the internal wars to come back. The legal question has been answered. The political question is where the 2027 election will actually be decided. Watch the next sixty days.

The Bank of England held, and the squeeze is bilateral. Rates stay at 3.75% in the UK. Rate cuts that were forecast for 2026 are now postponed indefinitely because of energy price pressures from the Iran war. Nigeria's inflation is rising again at home. The Nigerian in the UK is absorbing higher costs at both ends of the transfer. Not one country's inflation. Two countries' squeezes arriving at the same time.

Davido played Coachella twice, and Wizkid and Tems weren't even on the lineup. The only Nigerian artist officially billed for the 2026 festival. Both weekends. Then Justin Bieber called Wizkid and Tems onstage for an unscheduled "Essence" performance, and the crowd responded like it was always going to happen. It kind of was. Afrobeats isn't being invited to the table anymore. It's building its own. The question worth watching is whether the infrastructure back home can keep up with the music.

6. OBOCHELLA

Davido played Coachella twice as the only Nigerian artist on the 2026 lineup. Then Justin Bieber brought Wizkid and Tems onstage for "Essence," unannounced. Nobody was surprised.

On April 11 and April 18, Davido performed at the Gobi Stage at Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, California. Two weekends. Forty-five minutes each night. The only Nigerian artist officially billed for the festival.

Week one, he opened with Dami Duro and brought out Adekunle Gold. Week two, Shenseea joined him for R&B from his 5ive album. The setlist across both nights covered sixteen tracks. Skelewu, Gobe, Fall, Unavailable, Kante, Sensational. It finished with the Nigerian flag raised and With You performed to a crowd that had been on its feet since the first note.

He called it OBOchella. He said they brought culture to the forefront. He wasn't wrong.

The moment people will be talking about didn't involve Davido directly. Justin Bieber brought Wizkid and Tems onstage during his headlining set. It wasn't on the schedule. They performed the Essence remix anyway. The crowd treated it like something they'd been waiting for.

That's the note to carry into the weekend. Not that Afrobeats performed at Coachella. That's been happening since CKay in 2022, Tems in 2024, Rema in 2025. What's different is the texture of how it's happening now. The unannounced appearance. The crowd that already knew the song. The headliner who called them up because it made sense to. Afrobeats isn't being accommodated at these stages anymore. It's being assumed.

There's a difference. The question now isn't whether Afrobeats has arrived. It's what happens to the industry back home when the music is this global and the infrastructure supporting Nigerian artists is still this thin.

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