THE MACHINE AND WHO IT’S FOR

Tuesday, 12 May 2026

Nigeria's 2027 machinery is already running. The people who built it are making sure they stay inside it.

Here's what happened.

  1. A sitting governor walked into his party's screening and stormed out.
  2. The Speaker of the House has been there since 2011. He's asking for five more years.
  3. The new tax law has been in your payslip since January. Here's what it's doing.
  4. The government warned the telecoms to fix their networks. You know how this goes.
  5. THE NAME: Glenn Gibbins represents a ward whose Nigerian community he posted about.
  6. Spurs couldn't beat Leeds. Arsenal's lead stays at five. The title race just got interesting.

Let's dig deeper. Here's what it means.

1. NO COMMENT

Siminalayi Fubara walked into his own party's screening and came out alone. No escort. No statement. Sixty-five of his people had just been disqualified. Wike's people were all cleared.

Fubara arrived at the Plateau Governor's Lodge in Abuja on Sunday afternoon, late. Every other sitting governor had been screened on Saturday without drama. He showed up at 3:15pm. He was inside for about twenty minutes. When he came out, the committee members stayed seated. Every other governor who went through screening was walked out by the committee as a mark of respect for their office. Not Fubara. He walked to his car alone. Journalists asked him how it went. He said, "No comment."

That detail is not small. In Nigerian political culture, the walk-out ceremony is not courtesy. It's a signal. It tells everyone watching exactly where you stand.

The party's national secretary declined to confirm Fubara had been screened at all. When asked directly, Ajibola Basiru said, "I don't know what you mean by 'screen'." The report on Fubara's status was still pending as of Monday. Screening appeals run today and tomorrow.

While Fubara was inside the room, the results from the separate Assembly screening were already public. Sixty-five aspirants aligned with Fubara had been disqualified. Thirty-three aligned with Wike were cleared. The committee chairman, Muraina Ajibola, signed the report. The reason given for the disqualifications was that the aspirants failed to meet eligibility requirements. No individual explanations were provided.

Here's how this works. Fubara became governor in 2023 as Nyesom Wike's chosen successor. Within months, the relationship collapsed. Fubara resisted Wike's attempt to run the state from outside Government House. Wike called him a betrayer. The state House of Assembly split into factions. There were impeachment threats. There was a state of emergency. Courts ruled. The Supreme Court sided with Wike's faction. Fubara eventually joined the APC, Wike's party, presumably to survive. It didn't protect him. Wike controls APC structures in Rivers through what he has called a Rainbow Coalition. The screening has just confirmed that joining the party does not mean joining its protection.

The historical version of this is not hard to find. Every decade, Rivers State produces a governor who wins with one godfather's support and then tries to govern independently. The godfather moves against them using every institutional lever available. The governor either capitulates or loses. The people of Rivers State watch their government become a personal dispute conducted through state machinery.

The private thought running through this is what Fubara was calculating inside that screening room for twenty minutes before he left without speaking. He came from PDP to APC to escape a fight. The fight followed him in.

APC primaries begin on May 15. If Fubara doesn't secure the ticket, he has no obvious party to contest from. If he does, he contests against an APC structure his predecessor controls. Either way, Rivers gets another election fought in the courts before a ballot is cast.

What this means for someone who isn't Fubara and has no lawyers is simple. Rivers State has been administratively paralysed for the better part of three years while two powerful men fight over it. Schools, roads, hospitals, local government functions all sit inside a state whose political class is entirely consumed by succession. That fight is now entering its most intense phase. And nobody who actually lives there gets a say in how it ends.

2. FIFTEEN YEARS AND COUNTING

Tajudeen Abbas was first elected to the House of Representatives in 2011. On Saturday, he declared his intention to come back for a fifth consecutive term. He's currently the Speaker.

Abbas made the declaration at a rally in Zaria, Kaduna State, in front of thousands of supporters who had walked from the Emir's palace to the Mallawa Eid Ground. He said his campaign was built on a record. He said his constituency deserved experienced leadership. He said this was not the time for experiments.

That framing is worth sitting with. Abbas presides over the chamber that passed the Nigeria Tax Act 2025, approved the ₦58 trillion budget, and ratified the reforms that have reshaped how Nigerians earn and spend. He's describing continuity as the argument for staying. Not a new agenda. The work already done.

Abbas is a two-term speaker who has been in the building since Jonathan was president. In the fifteen years he's been in the House, Nigeria has had four presidents, six central bank governors, multiple rounds of fuel subsidy policy, and two significant devaluations. He was there for all of it. He helped pass the legislation that governs how much of your income the government takes. He will be on the ballot to keep doing it.

He told the rally he'd sponsored 74 bills, 21 of which became law. He cited a hospital, roads, tricycles distributed to constituents. He praised President Tinubu for courage in difficult reforms. His crowd cheered.

This is how Nigerian legislative tenure works. A lawmaker enters as a constituency man. He rises through committee positions. He builds relationships with executives. He accumulates the informal power that comes from knowing where everything is buried. By the time he reaches Speaker, he is indispensable to the people who need the legislature to function on their terms. And because he is indispensable, he can run for a fifth term in front of thousands of supporters and describe it as service.

The system doesn't produce this by accident. There are no term limits on Nigerian legislators. Nothing structurally prevents someone from occupying a seat for two decades. The only check is the ballot. In Zaria, that ballot is not a serious check.

Meanwhile, appeals against the APC's screening decisions run today.

3. WHAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY PAYING NOW

The Nigeria Tax Act 2025 has been live since January 1. The government called it a historic overhaul. What it's doing to actual take-home pay is the question the political season won't let anyone avoid.

The Act consolidates over 60 previous tax laws into fewer than ten statutes. The government's framing was relief for the poor and expansion of the base at the top. In practice, the changes run in both directions.

Workers earning ₦800,000 or less annually are now exempt from personal income tax. That sounds like protection. But ₦800,000 a year is roughly ₦66,000 a month. The national minimum wage is currently ₦70,000. Many state governments have not yet implemented even that. The exemption threshold sits below the minimum wage in real terms for a large number of workers. This is the government's relief measure.

Above that threshold, the top marginal personal income tax rate is now 25%. Capital gains tax is 30% for companies. Nigerian residents are now taxed on worldwide income. Anyone who lives in Nigeria and earns from sources abroad is now in scope in ways they weren't before. This is particularly sharp for diaspora Nigerians who returned home but maintained income streams from the UK or US.

The structural issue is not whether the reform is good law. It may be. The structural issue is that it arrived during an inflation correction period, on top of subsidy removal, on top of currency devaluation, on top of electricity tariff increases. Every reform made sense individually. Together, they hit the same person at the same time. The person checking their payslip in February against their payslip from December 2025 is doing the maths themselves. The government doesn't need to explain it. They've already felt it.

The opposition National Opposition Movement called for suspension of the tax reforms this week, describing them as punitive and ill-timed. The government has not responded.

This is what the 2027 conversation is actually about underneath all the screening and zoning. It's about whether the pain that arrived between 2023 and 2026 will be forgiven, redistributed, or remembered.

4. THE WARNING THAT WILL SURPRISE NO ONE

The Federal Government warned MTN, Airtel, and Glo this week to fix persistent network problems or face regulatory sanctions. The networks have been bad for years. The warning has been issued before.

The Communications Minister cited government reforms as evidence of a stable enabling environment, then told the operators the environment was now good enough that there were no more excuses. Fix the service or face consequences.

What the minister described as a stable environment is worth translating. Telecoms operate inside the same power grid that delivers eight to ten hours of electricity per day in Lagos and less in most other states. Their base stations run on diesel. Diesel costs are passed through to operational costs. The grid's instability is not a market failure the telecoms produced. It's a public infrastructure failure the government produced, and the telecoms are being told to solve what they didn't break while paying to work around what the government hasn't fixed.

This doesn't excuse poor service. The quality of calls, data speeds, and network availability in Nigeria is poor relative to what the operators charge. But the warning frames it as a compliance problem when a significant part of it is an energy infrastructure problem.

NCC data from earlier this year showed average data speeds well below African regional benchmarks. The operators know this. The ministry knows this. The gap between what Nigerians pay for data and what they get has been a running conversation since at least 2018.

Regulatory warnings in Nigeria's telecoms sector have a pattern. They arrive. The operators issue reassurances. The ministry announces monitoring. The service stays roughly the same. Then the warning arrives again.

The person this lands on is the trader who runs her business on WhatsApp. The call drops. The transfer fails. She does what she always does. She switches networks, or goes outside, or waits. She doesn't wait for the ministry to fix it. She already knows the ministry isn't why it works when it works.

5. THE NAME: GLENN GIBBINS

Glenn Gibbins was elected to Sunderland City Council last week. He now represents the ward that contains the Nigerian community he wrote about in a post from March 2024.

Reform UK won control of Sunderland City Council in last week's local elections. Gibbins won the Hylton Castle ward on the same night. He is now a sitting councillor. The post he wrote, which Hope Not Hate flagged and which has since been deleted, targeted Sunderland's Nigerian community directly. He has also been accused of misogyny in earlier posts.

Reform says an investigation is ongoing. No suspension has been made. The party's deputy leader, Richard Tice, was asked about Gibbins on television on Sunday and spoke about celebrating the party's election results. He said voters had heard the "smearing and sneering" and voted for Reform anyway.

That framing matters. Tice didn't say the posts were acceptable. He said the voters knew and voted anyway. That's a different thing. It doesn't defend the posts. It describes their voters as people who made a considered choice in full knowledge. Whether that's intended as exoneration or just political deflection, it is the party's public position.

Darren Grimes, deputy leader of Durham County Council, went on the BBC and said Gibbins had been suspended. The party then issued a statement saying he hadn't been. A senior figure in the party misstated the disciplinary status of an under-investigation councillor on national television. Nobody corrected it until journalists pushed back.

The James Cleverly post from Sunday is the sharpest thing said about this in two days. He wrote on X that it shouldn't be hard to say that racism directed at Jews is wrong and racism directed at Nigerians is also wrong.

The Sunderland Nigerian community now has a councillor whose views about them are documented, disputed, and unresolved. Not alleged. Documented. The post existed. It was written. It was about them. He represents their ward.

There's a version of this story where the investigation concludes, the party makes a decision, and Gibbins is removed or exonerated. But between now and then, the community he was elected to serve is living inside the uncertainty. They didn't choose that. The election produced it.

That's what it means to be a Nigerian in Sunderland in May 2026. Not danger. Not crisis. Something smaller and more persistent than both. You open your council's website and see the name of the man who represents you. You already know what he wrote.

6. LEEDS CAME TO WHITE HART LANE AND DIDN'T LIE DOWN

Tottenham 1-1 Leeds United. Spurs scored in the 50th minute. Leeds equalised in the 74th. Arsenal's lead stays at five points with three games left.

The title picture going into this week: Arsenal top with 79 points. Manchester City on 74. City beat Brentford 3-0 on Saturday. Arsenal beat West Ham 1-0 on Sunday. The gap stayed exactly where it was.

Last night was Spurs' chance to be relevant to the title race by denying Leeds a point that does nothing to change City's situation. They couldn't do it. Spurs had 56 percent possession and 14 shots. They had two shots on target. Leeds had four. Spurs were three yellow cards deep by the 82nd minute and spent the last ten minutes trying to hold a draw they'd conceded ten minutes earlier.

Here's the moment that will be talked about at the end of the season. Leeds are 14th. They had nothing riding on this result. They came to North London, fell behind in the second half, and came back to draw against a side 21 places above them in the form table. If Arsenal win by fewer than five points, that result is the night the title turned. If City close this in the final weeks, Tuesday 12 May at White Hart Lane is where people will point.

City play Crystal Palace on Wednesday. The win probability is 81.7 percent. If City win, the gap is two points. Arsenal play Burnley on Monday May 18, with an 88.7 percent win probability. But if City win Wednesday and Arsenal drop points in the meantime, this race is going to the last day.

Leeds came back from the Championship. They have nothing to prove and nowhere to be. And they just made the Premier League title race significantly more interesting by refusing to be irrelevant on a Monday night in North London.

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