MONEY CAN RENT THE POLICE

Friday, 08 May 2026

Three bloggers were arrested over a story about Tony Elumelu's marriage. The story was apparently false. The arrest was real.

UBA Group chairman Tony Elumelu did not divorce his wife. The story that said he did was described by UBA as fabricated, malicious, and false. On that point there appears to be no dispute.

What happened next is the part that matters.

Three individuals were arrested by the Nigeria Police Force over the story. Kingsley Akunemeihe, Chigozie Success Ihebom, and John Surpruchi Nwanorue. The police acted on a complaint from UBA.

Defamation law exists for situations like this. If someone publishes something false and damaging about you, you take them to court. It's a civil matter. You sue. A judge decides whether you were harmed and what you're owed.

That is not what happened here. The police were used. They moved. Three people were detained.

Sowore himself is in court today on a speech-related charge. He criticised the arrests directly, saying the police have no business detaining anyone on behalf of a billionaire over an expression. He is right about that, whatever you think of him.

This is not Tony Elumelu's first encounter with the gap between civil and criminal in Nigeria. In December 2024, police arrested activist Dele Farotimi on a defamation petition connected to Elumelu. Farotimi had written about him in a book. He was arrested and taken across state lines.

The way this works in practice is straightforward. Someone of means files a petition with the police. The petition describes the offence as criminal, whether it is or not. The police, who are under-resourced, underpaid, and dependent on the political and financial class for operational support, respond. The three people sitting in a cell are not there because a court determined they committed a crime. They're there because someone with influence decided their complaint warranted a criminal response, and the institution that was supposed to be neutral acted accordingly.

Nigeria has civil courts precisely so that powerful individuals cannot use the criminal justice system to resolve personal disputes. But civil courts are slow, expensive, and the outcome uncertain. The police, if you have the right connections, are faster, cheaper, and considerably more frightening.

The pattern is straightforward. In Nigeria, money and connections turn civil disputes into criminal proceedings. The police aren't a neutral force. They respond to pressure from above. A blogger who publishes something false about a billionaire does not go to civil court. They go to a cell.

The person who writes something false about you or me would probably never hear from the police at all. That gap is the story.

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